If less is more, then is none all? A local man found the answer to this the hard way early saturday morning as he was rushed to the Las Vegas Central Hospital with acute food poisoning. Bear Silber, 26, a longtime adherent to the radical sect of dietary anarchists known as Weight Watchers, lost consciousness after consuming his first piece of sustenance in over 4 years.Silber had been vacationing in Las Vegas, a town known worldwide for its excessive food consumption, when after a few daquiris and white wine spritzers he inadvertently took a bite of a saltine cracker. Immediately the victim became obese, demanded a fried ham sandwich and passed out while choking on a lethal mixture of peanut butter and ketchup packets. County paramedics rushed him to the hospital where he is now in stable condition. Though he is expected to make a full recovery, his new ass will never forgive him.
