
Silber had been vacationing in Las Vegas, a town known worldwide for its excessive food consumption, when after a few daquiris and white wine spritzers he inadvertently took a bite of a saltine cracker. Immediately the victim became obese, demanded a fried ham sandwich and passed out while choking on a lethal mixture of peanut butter and ketchup packets. County paramedics rushed him to the hospital where he is now in stable condition. Though he is expected to make a full recovery, his new ass will never forgive him.